I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Maybe I should change my habits
• Surely this is a dream
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly check here incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of geese came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe this just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?